(J) Justin the Giant

Don't you love the way in these moon shots
(for you MOI :-) )
the trees and branches all seem to be reaching for the moon!

Today, I have spent the whole day waiting in for a delivery of my son's replacement laptop! I've been looking forward to its arrival for more than one reason - firstly, because it's been a godsend to my son in his studies ... but secondly for a very selfish reason.

When I was told of its impending arrival yesterday, the guy also told me that it's been much upgraded from the cheapo model which crashed to the floor when the dogs ran through the leads to welcome a visitor to the door!! And, if it is upgraded as he says, then I might well be able to put my cd with the video for the head-shave on...

But, it hasn't arrived as promised... The dogs haven't been walked as I haven't wanted to miss the delivery... and I'm feeling rather frustrated, because I thought I could finally complete on the other blog!! Never mind - patience!!






Now, I really feel I've avoided doing anything whatsoever round the house today (you'd be proud of me Topchamp - I think I can match what you left when you went away, and then some!! :-D Possibly could do with some nice tidy person to come point at the piles and push me into action!)






So, anyway, I think it's been some time since I put up one of my kiddy A to Z, Monsters 4 Bed rhymes, and the last one (Octanarian Ogre) got very little reaction, whether it was because it was missed in a flurry of activity round that time, or because there was nothing to say, I really don't know... but it's made me very, very wary of putting up the next one, ' cos I'm getting to the really disgusting ones now!! :-S

Point is, do I dare put them up? I could, otherwise, do two things:

• First, I could remove the A to Z element of the whole lot of them.... jumble them up and forget they were ever anything different.
• Secondly, I could write new monster rhymes for the last few letters.

But, these two options wouldn't be working towards my goal of 'clearing out' the old ones... And so, a decision... I'll put the last ones up, no matter how disgusting they are, and get them gone from my bag under the stairs....

So, sorry, if you have a weak stomach, it might be better not to read!

Ok, looking through I see they're not all completely disgusting.... but this one is!! :-D

[if this is the first of my rhymes you are reading, I assure you they're not all like this... some are actually quite nice...]

[Justin the Giant removed for publishing Aug 2017
now found on Amazon (A-Z Monsters (not) For Bed)]

(again, apologies for the disgustingness - must've been in one of those moods at the time... :-) )
(Oh, and - if you've read this far- Cafe Munch-U-WitchStew is the star of 'Voodoo's Verdict', which I haven't put up yet... maybe that one should be next!)